"Well, well, well, look who finally made it to the top. Beautiful, isn't it? My blue ski goggles. While you losers get your eyes schooled by the sky, I can swap lenses to keep up with changing conditions. S3 smoke blue? That's for bright light. S1 yellow? That’s for low light. My present for you? A nightlight. 'Cuz you're a little baby, and you will cry over how bad I crush you on this mountain. Ha!” - ‘90s Ski Movie Villain