Goodr Metconing for Meatballs

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With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.

Everyone already knows that metabolic conditioning is totes important -- hell, the Swoosh squad named a shoe after it. What you may not know is that meatballs are the ultimate recovery meal post metcon-ing. So, slap on these yellow-framed blue-lensed beauts, that are in no way inspired by that furniture company known for its meatballs, and slam those reps in.

NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.